❶ 周深唱過哪些沙雕歌曲
《孤獨的牧羊人》,《月彎彎》《大魚》,《失戀陣線聯盟》,《暗香》,《雪落下的聲音》、《愛的代價》,《莫斯科郊外的晚上》。
❷ 雷霆沙贊電影費城那段音樂叫什麼
My Name Is - Eminem
My Name Is
演唱:Eminem
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
嗨,我的名字是(什麼?) 我的名字是 (誰)
my name is... Slim Shady
我的名字是 Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
嗨,我的名字是(哈?) 我的名字是 (什麼?)
my name is... Slim Shady
我的名字是 Slim Shady
Ahem...excuse me!
Ahem。。。抱歉
Can I have the attention of the class for one second...
大家能專心聽我一下嗎
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
孩子們,你們喜歡暴力嗎?
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!)
想不想看我將9英寸長的釘子扎進我的眼皮里
Wanna me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
想不想和我做的一樣呢?
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)
試著了解我這糟透了的人生吧
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
我的頭腦沉重無比,我試著抬頭挺胸
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
但我不知道我該上哪個辣妹
Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady you a basehead."
醫生說我是個混蛋
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted"
那麼你的臉怎麼這么紅 ,朋友你真浪費
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
當我12歲的時候我就覺得我不再是自己
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
因為我把真正的自己綁在船桿的最頂端
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
把Pamela Lee 的 xx 撕掉
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
我大力的打了她,然後我用了 chris benoit 的十字鎖緊
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
我吸了草煙然後倒地
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
比肥婆坐下時還快
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
來吧盪婦 (shady 等等,她是我的母狗)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
我他媽什麼都不管, 上帝就是送我來搗亂世界
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
同上
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
我的英文老師想在高中 xing 愛
Only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
但是唯一的問題就是,我的英文老師是個男的
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
我用橡皮擦砸了他的臉
Chased him with a stapler
拿著訂書機追著他跑
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
把他的瘋狂釘在紙上
Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up
走在脫衣舞俱樂部,我把夾克的拉鏈拉上
Flashed the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup
(Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, kill'n pedestrians
Rap'n lesbians while they're screamin' "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
99% of my life I was lied to 99% 的人生都是在欺騙當中
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
我才發現我的老媽比我還瘋狂
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
我告訴他我將會成為一個有名的 說唱人
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
做一張關於毒品和姓氏的唱片
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
當你的馬子在台上時,你氣瘋了
To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
試著要碰你的手就像 usher的粉絲一樣
This guy's wife passed so asked for my autograph
這個傢伙的老婆死了,所以想要我的簽名
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!
我簽瞭然後說 親愛的戴維,謝謝你的支持,狗屎
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
同上
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
停止播放,把這個小孩弄走
Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE!
醫生別站著不動,幫幫忙
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
我還不準備離開,我怕死
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
我將被活埋,我要不要去呢?我很難下決定
I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.)
我才和了第5瓶 vodka。。。 我能駕車嗎? (沒問題)
All my life I was very deprived
我一生都沒什麼文化
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
我幾年都沒上女人了,我衣裳破爛,就像綠巨人一樣
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere.)
我說話的時候吐口水,我要上了所有在走路的人
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
當我小時候,我餓到抽經
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!
你怎麼用你的胸部喂我,老媽?你都沒有 ru tou
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
我沒穿衣服,躺在床上
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!)
穿上防彈背心,然後一槍把頭打開花,我真的是瘋了
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.)
對了,你什麼時候看見我老爸的時候
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
告訴他我會在他的夢里掐他的脖子
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
同上
我暈,什麼歌哦,全是臟話,好難翻哦
❸ 求沙雕電影,特別搞笑那種
上帝也瘋狂
❹ 有哪些沙雕劇或者電影,讓你從頭笑到尾
讓我重頭笑到尾的有鬼子來了和三寶大鬧寶萊塢。
首先就是鬼子來了,作為潘長江老師電影巔峰,這部電影自然是有很多笑點的。比如潘長江老師飾演的鬼子被驢踢,還有鬼子軍官吃西瓜吃到炸彈之類的,可以說這部電影全場高能。
其次就是三寶大鬧寶萊塢了,這部電影也是比較搞笑的,雖然不是全程搞笑,但是也是基本上笑點累累。讓你從頭笑到尾還是沒有問題的,但是這裡面也有很多溫情的畫面,喜劇效果就被沖淡了一些。
❺ 求一首可能是韓語歌的沙雕歌
你說的這個歌曲是不是韓國的電視劇大漲金的主題曲?
❻ 笛子,沙雕,搞笑視頻常用的bgm
《杜鵑圓舞曲》,希望能幫助到你
❼ 網友的哪些沙雕視頻讓你笑掉大牙
01、老太太閉眼給對方抹口紅
這個視頻是我今年看到的最好笑的視頻,我覺得我今年再也看不到比這個視頻還更好笑的了。這個視頻是一個老太太拿根棍,棍的前頭綁了個口紅,然後給另外一個老太太畫,但是誰都沒想到拿棍的那個老太太能瞄得那麼准,直接就插到被畫老太太的鼻孔里了。
08、走進貓生,今日貓法
走進貓生和今日貓法也是抖音比較火的兩個賬號,他們就是剪輯各種各樣貓咪的視頻,然後配上像講人一樣的文字,非常詼諧有趣。
09、任何梗都能用上的《甄嬛傳》
甄嬛傳真的是接梗之王,因為它的劇情的豐富,所以就能接上任何梗,比如說巴啦啦小魔仙。而且裡面的每個人物都有自己專門的稱號,比如抱著蜂蜜罐子的小熊皇上,還有後宮化學藝術課代表安陵容、語文課代表甄嬛,最會戰隊的欣貴人、瓜棚被燒了的瓜六、靠著最後一滴血活到了大結局的端妃等。
❽ 還有什麼比較沙雕的音樂
這個要看你自己怎麼看待沙雕了,有的可能我覺得挺沙雕的, 但是也許你不覺得,所以我覺得還是自己慢慢去發現吧,聽到的時候可能就會覺得這首挺沙雕的。
❾ 你聽到過的最沙雕的歌是什麼
個人認為是火葬場之歌,感興趣的可以去聽聽,大家覺得最沙雕的歌是什麼?
❿ 沙雕之歌純音樂名字叫什麼
這首音樂的歌名叫做《SUNNY SUNNY》,這首曲子一開始是分享的自己旅遊的視頻,之後被網友用到了沙雕系列視頻中,被網友們戲稱之萬惡之源。